Monday, 27 January 2014

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN SHARED BUSTY SELFIE FROM MEXICO ON INSTAGRAM

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Kourtney Kardashian is proving she has a lot of front with this selfie.
There’s very little the Kardashian Klan won’t share and Kourtney has continued this noble celebrity tradition by posting a VERY busty selfie.
The mother of two showed off her impressive assets in the snap posted to his 6.5 million Instagram followers with the caption ‘”gracias Mexico”‘. Gracias indeed!
Wearing a black boulder-holding bikini, the star of Keeping Up With The Kardashians also wore a very sensible pair of massive sunglasses to shield her eyes from the harmful rays of the sun.
Though there was very little shielding the rest of her amazing body, which she honed to perfection with gym workouts galore and she has the sweaty selfies to prove it.


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It takes a brave Kardashian to go make-up free in public, but it takes an even braver one willing to share a make-up up free photo to millions of followers herself.
Kourtney recently showed off her workout attire and some massive hair in a workout snap shared on her Instagram account.
Wearing a white sports t-shirt and some fetching black leggings, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star put one leg up onto some gym equipment and showed that no matter where she is or what she’s doing, she can still pose like a pro.
Captioning the snap: “Day one”, it appears the stunning reality star is preparing for some intense gym work over the coming weeks, no doubt keeping up some fierce poses.
But if Kourtney does need any help in the giving face department, we’re sure her sister Khloe has picked up a few tricks during her time as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

selfie app for android

 Android
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Selfie Camera
The Selfie Camera app for Android available at Google Play lets users take photos of themselves and friends. Users can share them instantly with the Selfies camera app. When users open the camera on most devices, it starts with the rear-facing camera. To take a selfie, Android users then have to tap to switch to the front camera.
Selfie Studio
Selfie Studio for Android was developed Exclusively for Selfies. Lighten up your face with Selfie Studio. Brighten selfies with the front-facing camera flash. Take selfies anytime, anywhere with Selfie Studio. Android users can take full control of the lighting conditions of selfies regardless of the surrounding environment and more.
Selfie

The Selfie App available at Google Play works in any Android Device or Phone with front facing camera. Take self portrait photos of you and your friends and share them instantly with the Selfie app. This application allows Android users to take a selfie and edit it with various effects.
Cam Cam
Cam Cam and Dual Shot Android app is an easy & fun way to share a selfie with every picture. Take a photo of what you see with the front camera, add a selfie with the back camera and share it as one picture with friends and family. Android users can share it easily on Facebook & Twitter.
The Signature Selfies
The Signature Selfies App lets users turn into a star in the click of button. With it, click the most stylish selfies and make it the hottest photo out there. Users choose from 5 great Signature Looks designed by Ace Fashion Photographer, Atul Kasbekar, and give a selfie that Signatures touch of glam. In the app, Atul also gives you expert tips on how to click the perfect Signature Selfies. Users can also use the app to participate in the Signature Selfies contest and stand a chance to WIN an exclusive portfolio shoot with the master of fashion photography himself.

Mitt Romney took a selfie with Zach Braff

tooting the saxophone a la Bill Clinton, but life after politics is looking pretty rosy for Mitt Romney. From slow jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon to a blossoming bromance with Zach Braff, the former Massachusetts governor and Republican presidential candidate had a busy day on Friday. Here’s a look at his amazing night.
Last night a visibly relaxed Romney sporting blue jeans and blazer joined the ranks of former “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” guests like President Obama and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie who haveslow jammed the news with host Jimmy Fallon.
Fallon and Romney, together with The Roots’ Questlove Jenkins, crooned a series of digs and double entendres throughout the jam, tackling topics like President Obama’s upcoming State of the Union address and NSA surveillance allegations.
“President Obama looked the American people up and down and said: ‘I’d tap that,” Fallon lulled, later cutting a gibe at Romney about his 47 percent remark. A “low blow,” but “pretty funny, ” Romney conceded.
Romney also seized the opportunity to tout the new documentary out on Netflix simply titled “MITT,” while Fallon couldn’t pass up mentioning the former governor’s “Gangnam Style” dancing antics at a Mormon Church Event in Maryland last week.

Selfie Companionship

 source:hyperallergic Dot Com
LOS ANGELES — Whether you like your selfies singular and meditative or coupled and cozy, there’s always an opportunity to see yourselfie anew. This week’s post examines a particular breed of companion selfies — or group selfies, if you prefer — that consist of two humans or a human and an animal together. But, before we get to this week’s curated submissions, there’s selfie news to report.
Artist Robbie Jones created the #selfieNYC project to encourage New Yorkers and tourists alike to take selfies in public places. Jones hung some 40 mirrors with the text “take a picture #selfieNYC” in vinyl lettering at the bottom in spots around the city, including various subway stations, Times Square, Wall Street, and Soho. “This piece started as an experiment in using social media based on the trend of selfies,” he told Hyperallergic. “I wanted to capture not only the person, but their surroundings and see how they would react to these mirrors just put up on the street.” When he began the project, there were fewer than 10 selfies on Instagram tagged with “#selfieNYC.” That number has since increased to around 600, not all of them taken in his mirrors. The project will go on as long as people keep taking pictures and tagging them with #selfieNYC, and all of the photos appear on selfiesnyc.com.
On January 22, the internet and museums across the world celebrated Museum Selfie Day, when museumgoers were encouraged to shoot selfies with artworks and artifacts. My favorites involved people helping inanimate objects such as skeletons, a William Shakespeare doll, and museum mascots take their very own selfies. It’s time to suspend selfie disbelief. Even though the official #museumselfie day is over, the Museum Selfies blog offers a fine ongoing collection.
And these cat selfies are making their way around the web right now, creating a fierce rivalry with previous ‘net celebrities LOLcats. Who do you want to share that special selfie moment with? This week’s selfie submitters tell us.

Steve Duffy

Steve Duffy's married selfie
Steve Duffy’s married selfie
Occupation: Being married
Location: New Zealand
Steve Duffy’s “Married Selfie” appeared in the Hyperallergic selfies email inbox without an explanation, so I wrote back and asked for one.
“We were twin screening on the couch, together and apart, as you are, when out of boredom I took this shot,” writes Steve. “In truth we were joking and laughing only minutes before, and I laughted a lot afterwards. We hardly see ourselves as dissolute couch sitters, but here we are distracted and disengaged. Perhaps this is how we look to others most of the time.
“Toni [Steve's wife] finds the shot offensive. I find it hilarious. Are appearances deceptive?”
A day later, he wrote again: “Toni said to tell you that we’re newly married. It’s Friday night, and we expected more from life. I should add that she forbade me from putting it on Facebook but was OK about some foreign art blog getting their hands on it.”

Jessica Licciardi

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Jessica’s cat photobombs her selfie – MREOW!
Occupation: Preschool teacher
Location: Hopewell, New Jersey
“My cat says haters gonna hate (I totally hate her for saying that). Look, she insists, artists have been doing selfies for years. (Rembrandt, hello!) She explains that her photo bomb is an explosion of intensity challenging the viewer, with her piercing stare and her flipping-the-bird-at-all-you-cat-haters tongue. She says the human (that’s me!) in the foreground making a kissy duck face represents the conflicted masses; desiring, demanding and obsessing over an object that can easily document and preserve the story of their lives, while mocking the humans who use it so. Actually, I wasn’t trying to represent anything. I was making a kissy duck face just BECAUSE.”

Chris Cobb

Chris Cobb's cat selfie
Chris Cobb’s cat selfie
Occupation: Artist and writer
Location: New York City
“Of my three cats, he is the one that most resembles a wild animal. He doesn’t like to be touched too much or petted. When he is angry he poops on the ground where he knows you will walk. Once in a while he simply comes up to me and stares silently, as if he feels I understand whatever statement his silence is making. We have an agreement: as long as he is fed on time everything is fine. It took six attempts to get him to be still enough for this picture. They say that pets resemble their owners. We don’t look alike, but sometimes I feel we have similar attitudes.”

Magalie Guerin & Jeff Newcomb

Jeff's selfies to Magalie
A collection of Jeff’s selfies to Magalie
Magalie’s occupation: Artist and adjunct teacher
Jeff’s occupation: Web developer
Location: Chicago
Every morning on the way to work, Magalie Guerin’s boyfriend, Jeff Newcomb, sends her a selfie. When Magalie sent me the iPhoto collection of these 50-odd photographs, I asked her what the deal was. Rather than tell me herself, she asked Jeff, and together they decided what this was about. Here’s an excerpt of their Facebook message conversation about why Jeff sends these selfies:
Jeff: I’ve begun to arrange my morning commute around [the selfies] as well. Is there time before the bus arrives? Should I wait until I get to the train platform? Should I use a familiar background or look for something new?
Magalie: I love seeing that there are days when you have the confidence to be more creative, other when you have the confidence to be more familiar — it’s all very real. Please don’t stop.
Jeff: I don’t plan to, just don’t get sick of my face!
Magalie: I don’t plan to — love
Jeff: love!

Federal Police Officer Accused Of Sending Nude Selfie To Woman

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Federal Police Officer Accused Of Sending Nude Selfie To Woman Who Needed Help

 

LOS ANGELES — A federal police officer is under investigation for allegedly sending a nude selfie to a woman who had come to him for help.
Investigative reporter David Goldstein has the story you will see Only On 2.
Goldstein spoke to the woman (we obscured the West LA resident’s  face) who was still upset by the selfie.
“It’s scary,” she said, “I mean, this is a police officer.”
Goldstein confronted the officer outside a store.
“Officer, did you send this … a naked picture of yourself?”
The picture is almost a full-length nude. He allegedly sent it to the woman’s cell phone.
“It’s shocking,” she said, “No one has ever sent me a nude selfie before. Let alone a police officer who I was going to him for help.”
The 31-year-old woman, who wanted to remain anonymous, said she and her mother went to the VA in Westwood last November.
She sent she went to look for a VA officer to help her search for her missing uncle, a veteran.
That’s when the woman said she ran into officer Jason Fougere.
She said the officer took her information and her cell phone number. He also reportedly gave the woman his card with his personal cell phone number written on it.
A few days later, the woman said she received a text message asking if she had a boyfriend and if she wanted to go for coffee sometime.
“I quickly responded that I was in a meeting,” said the woman, “and I couldn’t talk right now.”
She said the officer then sent her a selfie — this one in his full uniform.
He allegedly wrote, “Here’s something to remember me.”
She said she deleted that text.
Goldstein asked her what she thought about the text and that picture.
“We laughed, because it was shocking,” said the woman’s mother. “That we would get a picture of a police officer in uniform, that we met the day before. What do we need that for?”
From there, the women said the texts became increasingly graphic and dirty.
One complimented the woman on her large breasts.
“Your boobs are humongous,” he reportedly wrote on one text. “They must be fake. Those will be the first fake t–s I touch.”
That’s when the women said the naked selfie followed.
She texted him back, that he was “way out of line.” She added the officer was “very disrespectful. Please DO NOT contact me.”
Fougere allegedly replied, “Very sorry! I won’t contact you anymore!”
When Goldstein caught up with Fougere outside a store, he said the officer had nothing to say.
The VA said they were doing an internal investigation regarding the alleged misconduct. The officer has been reassigned without any law enforcement authority while the probe is conducted.
The woman said that was a good thing.
“He’s supposed to be there to protect these veterans,” she said, “and this is how he’s acting.”

A History of the Selfie : Art at Arm’s Length

 Source:vulture dot com
1. Defining a new form.
We live in the age of the selfie. A fast self-portrait, made with a smartphone’s camera and immediately distributed and inscribed into a network, is an instant visual communication of where we are, what we’re doing, who we think we are, and who we think is watching. Selfies have changed aspects of social interaction, body language, self-awareness, privacy, and humor, altering temporality, irony, and public behavior. It’s become a new visual genre—a type of self-portraiture formally distinct from all others in history. Selfies have their own structural autonomy. This is a very big deal for art.
Genres arise relatively rarely. Portraiture is a genre. So is still-life, landscape, animal painting, history painting. (They overlap, too: A portrait might be in a seascape.) A genre possesses its own formal logic, with tropes and structural wisdom, and lasts a long time, until all the problems it was invented to address have been fully addressed. (Genres are distinct from styles, which come and go: There are Expressionist portraits, Cubist portraits, Impressionist portraits, Norman Rockwell portraits. Style is the endless variation within genre.)
These are not like the self-portraits we are used to. Setting aside the formal dissimilarities between these two forms—of framing, of technique—traditional photographic self-portraiture is far less spontaneous and casual than a selfie is. This new genre isn’t dominated by artists. When made by amateurs, traditional photographic self-portraiture didn’t become a distinct thing, didn’t have a codified look or transform into social dialogue and conversation. These pictures were not usually disseminated to strangers and were never made in such numbers by so many people. It’s possible that the selfie is the most prevalent popular genre ever.
Let’s stipulate that most selfies are silly, typical, boring. Guys flexing muscles, girls making pouty lips (“duckface”), people mugging in bars or throwing gang signs or posing with monuments or someone famous. Still, the new genre has its earmarks. Excluding those taken in mirrors—a distinct subset of this universe—selfies are nearly always taken from within an arm’s length of the subject. For this reason the cropping and composition of selfies are very different from those of all preceding self-­portraiture. There is the near-constant visual presence of one of the photographer’s arms, typically the one holding the camera. Bad camera angles predominate, as the subject is nearly always off-center. The wide-angle lens on most cell-phone cameras exaggerates the depth of noses and chins, and the arm holding the camera often looks huge. (Over time, this distortion has become less noticeable. Recall, however, the skewed look of the early cell-phone snap.) If both your hands are in the picture and it’s not a mirror shot, technically, it’s not a selfie—it’s a portrait.
Selfies are usually casual, improvised, fast; their primary purpose is to be seen here, now, by other people, most of them unknown, in social networks. They are never accidental: Whether carefully staged or completely casual, any selfie that you see had to be approved by the sender before being embedded into a network. This implies control as well as the presence of performing, self-criticality, and irony. The distributor of a selfie made it to be looked at by us, right now, and when we look at it, we know that. (And the maker knows we know that.) The critic Alicia Eler notes that they’re “where we become our own biggest fans and private paparazzi,” and that they are “ways for celebrities to pretend they’re just like regular people, making themselves their own controlled PR machines.”
When it is not just PR, though, it is a powerful, instantaneous ironic interaction that has intensity, intimacy, and strangeness. In some way, selfies reach back to the Greek theatrical idea of methexis—a group sharing wherein the speaker addresses the audience directly, much like when comic actors look at the TV camera and make a face. Finally, fascinatingly, the genre wasn’t created by artists. Selfies come from all of us; they are a folk art that is already expanding the language and lexicon of photography. Selfies are a photography of modern life—not that academics or curators are paying much attention to them. They will, though: In a hundred years, the mass of selfies will be an incredible record of the fine details of everyday life. Imagine what we could see if we had millions of these from the streets of imperial Rome.
2. What they say.
1: Francis and friends: holy selfie.
I’ve taken them. (I used to take self-shots with old-fashioned cameras and send the film off to be developed, then wait by the mailbox, antsy that my parents would open the Kodak envelope and find the dicey ones. These, unlike selfies, were not for public view.) You’ve taken them. So has almost everyone you know. Selfies are front-page news, subject to intense, widespread public and private scrutiny, shaming, revelation. President Obama caught hell for taking selfies with world leaders. Kim Kardashian takes them of her butt.The pope takes them [1]. So did Anthony Weiner; so did that woman on the New York Post’s front page who, perhaps inadvertently, posted pics of herself with a would-be suicide on the Brooklyn Bridge in the background. James Franco has been called “the selfie king.” [2] A Texas customer-service rep named Benny Winfield Jr. has declared himself “King of the Selfie Movement.” [3]
2: Franco: Selfies are “tools of communication.”
Many fret that this explosion of selfies proves that ours is an unusually narcissistic age. Discussing one selfie, the Post trotted out a tired line about “the greater global calamity of Western decline.” C’mon: The moral sky isn’t falling. Marina Galperina, who with fellow curator Kyle Chayka presented the National #Selfie Portrait Gallery, rightly says, “It’s less about narcissism—narcissism is so lonely!—and it’s more about being your own digital avatar.” Chayka adds, “Smartphone selfies come out of the same impulse as Rembrandt’s ... to make yourself look awesome.” Franco says selfies “are tools of communication more than marks of vanity … Mini-Mes that we send out to give others a sense of who we are.” Selfies are our letters to the world. They are little visual diaries that magnify, reduce, dramatize—that say, “I’m here; look at me.”
3: Benny Winfield Jr.: self-crowned selfie king.
Unlike traditional portraiture, selfies don’t make pretentious claims. They go in the other direction—or no direction at all. Although theorists like Susan Sontag and Roland Barthes saw melancholy and signs of death in every photograph, selfies aren’t for the ages. They’re like the cartoon dog who, when asked what time it is, always says, “Now! Now! Now!”
4: Van Gogh: proto-selfie.
We might ask what art-historical and visual DNA form the selfie’s roots and structures. There are old photos of people holding cameras out to take their own pictures. (Often, people did this to knock off the last frame in a roll of film, so it could be rewound and sent to be processed.) Still, the genre remained unclear, nebulous, and uncodified. Looking back for trace elements, I discern strong selfie echoes in Van Gogh’s amazing self-portraits [4]—some of the same intensity, immediacy, and need to reveal something inner to the outside world in the most vivid way possible. Warhol, of course, comes to mind with his love of the present, performative persona and his wild Day-Glo color. But he took his own instant photos of other subjects, or had his subjects shoot themselves in a photo booth—both devices with far more objective lenses than a smartphone, as well as different formats and depths of field. Many will point to Cindy Sherman. But none of her pictures is taken in any selfie way. Moreover, her photographs show us the characters and selves that exist in her unbridled pictorial imagination. She’s not there.
Maybe the first significant twentieth-century pre-selfie is M. C. Escher’s 1935 lithograph Hand With Reflecting Sphere. Its strange compositional structure is dominated by the artist’s distorted face, reflected in a convex mirror held in his hand and showing his weirdly foreshortened arm. It echoes the closeness, shallow depth, and odd cropping of modern selfies. In another image, which might be called an allegory of a selfie, Escher rendered a hand drawing another hand drawing the first hand. It almost says, “What comes first, the self or the selfie?” My favorite proto-selfie is Parmigianino’s 1523–24 Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror, seen on the title page of this story. All the attributes of the selfie are here: the subject’s face from a bizarre angle, the elongated arm, foreshortening, compositional distortion, the close-in intimacy. As the poet John Ashbery wrote of this painting (and seemingly all good selfies), “the right hand / Bigger than the head, thrust at the viewer / And swerving easily away, as though to protect what it advertises.”
Everyone has their own idea of what makes a good selfie. I like the ones that metamorphose into what might be called selfies-plus—pictures that begin to speak in unintended tongues, that carry surpluses of meaning that the maker may not have known were there. Barthes wrote that such images produce what he called “a third meaning,” which passes “from language to significance.”
I’m not talking about cute contradictions, unintended parody, nip slips, moose knuckles. Everyone’s subject to these unveilings. No, I’m talking about more unstable, obstinate meanings that come to the fore: fictions, paranoia, fantasies, voyeurism, exhibitionism, confessions—things that take us to a place where we become the author of another story. That’s thrilling. And something like art.
5: Quirke at Auschwitz: Barthesian selfie.
Take, for example, a photo posted last July by John Quirke [5]. The picture itself is nothing; a strapping twentysomething, shot from below in what looks like a basement. His mouth is agape, his eyes wide open. He wears headphones. The impact of the picture comes in Quirke’s tag: “Selfie from the gas chamber in Auschwitz.” The picture exceeds itself, vaults outside meaning, becoming what Barthes described as “locatable but not describable.” Image and text merge in ways that add more oomph. There are similar pictures of people at Chernobyl, in front of car wrecks, with a suicide taking place over one’s shoulder. Another selfie is captioned “The photos are of me at Treblinka …”
We can’t merely dismiss these as violations of sanctified spaces or lapses of judgment. Atget photographed crime scenes. War correspondents catch images of people being blown to bits. Many of us have taken pictures of homeless people, Dealey Plaza in Dallas, an electric chair, the hole left by the World Trade Center. I photographed the second tower falling. The new twist of the selfie is that we’re in these pictures. (I didn’t include myself in that one.) Many are in bad taste, and some indulge in shock value for shock value’s sake, but they are, nevertheless, reactions to death, fear, confusion, terror, annihilation.
6: Don West: chilling.
They can, at times, evince our need to unsee things. On the pickup site Grindr, people use as their avatars selfies taken in Berlin’s Holocaust memorial. Captions include “Aussie on holidays :-) Lets [sic] have some fun” and “How many times did you jerk off.” We know our sex drives are with us always, but so is something just as archaic: taboo. After making an idiotic knock-knock joke in court, George Zimmerman’s defense lawyer, Don West, took a selfie in a car with his daughters eating ice-cream cones [6]. The chilling caption is by his daughter Molly: “We beat stupidity celebration cones,” followed by emoticons of a ringing bell, a grinning face, and the hashtag “#dadkilledit.” The world grows dark before our eyes in selfies like these.
3. What they don’t say (but do reveal).
7: Kardashian: revealing yet unrevealing.
The bizarre side of the mirror is Kim Kardashian’s now-famous picture of her ass and side-boob [7]. The pose is utterly banal; she’s like millions of others admiring themselves in mirrors, trying to show some part of their body to best advantage. Kardashian goes a step further. As she gets everything to show just right while admiring her own image in the phone, the third meaning that pops out is not her body. It’s how weirdly stage-managed the scene is. Her body is blatantly visible while her décor is carefully blocked off by Japanese screens. Her ass-crack is intentionally outlined, but she doesn’t want us to see her sofa. Kim has even authored four rules for the perfect selfie: “Hold your phone high [as you shoot]; know your angle; know your lighting; and no duckface!”
Geraldo: self-regarding.
Equally idiotic winds of third meaning blow through other recent celebrity selfies. Seventy-year-old Geraldo Rivera’s selfie shows him gazing at his own stomach muscles in a bathroom mirror [8], naked but for a low-slung towel. Unlike third meanings that tell us something new, selfies like this confirm what we already know. (Here, that Geraldo is a self-involved publicity-loving hound dog.) It’s no different from those celebrity porn films that are self-released accidentally­-on-purpose, either to remake images or out of simple sociopathology. Then there’s the subcategory of what I call the Selfie Sublime: an extraordinary moment, photographed to incorporate the shooter’s own astonishment. We see it in astronaut Aki Hoshide’s selfie hovering in space [9], his silver helmet showing none of his features, the Sun behind him, the Earth reflected in his visor. In its counterpart, the Selfie Terrible Sublime, we see not beauty but agony. On December 11, Ferdinand Puentes photographed himself in the beautiful blue ocean off the shore of Molokai, in Hawaii, seconds after his small passenger plane crashed and began to sink [10]. The look on his face is spectral, terrified, ecstatic, eerie, vertiginous. This is someone photographing himself lost and imperiled, recording and sending off what he knows might be his final moments. After being rescued, Puentes said that when they heard sirens and bells going off in the plane and the water coming up fast, “everyone knew what was going on.” While looking at the selfie, he repeated, “It hurts.” We know this from his selfie.
9: Hoshide: space selfie.
Soon, from somewhere in the digital universe, came comparisons to Puentes’s with selfies taken by gamer avatars in Grand Theft Auto 5 [11] that depict themselves with catastrophes. Here, people have created fictional figures that mimic what we do, and amazingly enough, the genre’s earmarks are often present in their avatars’ self-shots: the telltale raised shoulder, the close-in view, the bad camera angle, and the stare.
10: Plane crash: the self imperiled.
Back on Earth, the most famous selfie of 2013 has never actually been seen. When President Obama, British prime minister David Cameron, and Danish prime minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt took a group selfie at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service [12], we saw only Roberto Schmidt’s photograph of them doing so. This was a kind of Las Meninas selfie—akin to Velázquez’s astonishing royal-portrait-plus-self-portrait, which ricochets among the subjects, switching up who’s seeing whom from where. Many bellowed about the Obama selfie’s gall and pomposity. Its third meaning, however, is far more pedestrian and human: It’s the invisible thought balloon over the subjects. “It is totally incomprehensible, even to us, to be us,” they are saying, “or to be us, being here.” It pictures three famous people engaged in what Hegel called “picture-thinking.” Or selfie-thinking.
11: Avatar selfie: fictional character shoots self.
Prank selfies abound; most are banal, funJackass-type pictures. Although there are oddities here as well, like the guy who quietly crawled atop a bathroom stall and photographed himself with the unaware person sitting on a toilet below. There are antic photos of, say, someone doing a headstand with his head in a fishbowl or break-dancing on a sink. A lot of quasi-performance-art selfies are better than a lot of so-called real art. People throwing computers timed to do something—light up, blow up, whatever—in midair and then photographing themselves as the event unfolds, or holding a giant copy machine up to a mirror. There’s a selfie-plus of a guy and his dog taken by—wait for it—the dog! [13] Of course, there are also selfies of people performing oral sex. My predilections lean toward Balzacian selfies, pictures with strange stuff visible in the background—the ones where we see the books on the coffee table, items on the shelves, posters on the walls, leftovers in the kitchen. All these things let me think I’m getting some peek into the person’s unseen life. The less publicity-driven (non-Kardashian) celebrity Instagram and Twitter feeds are good for this, because those lives are usually closed off to us, and the small details seem extra-­revelatory. How much they have been staged, of course, we will never know.
12: Obama et al.: “las meninas” selfie.
4. Art history, art future.
I’m far from the first to say the selfie is something significant. Way back in 2010, the artist-critic David Colman wrote in the New York Times that the selfie “is so common that it is changing photography itself.” Colman in turn quoted the art historian Geoffrey Batchen saying that selfies represent “the shift of the photograph [from] memorial function to a communication device.” What I love about selfies is that we then do a second thing after making them: We make them public. Which is, again, something like art.
13: Dog shoots self: a jokey selfie-plus.
Whatever the selfie represents, it’s safe to say it’s in its Neolithic phase. In fact, the genre has already mutated at least once. Artist John Monteith has saved thousands of anonymous images from the selfie’s early digital era, what Monteith calls the “Wild West days” of selfies. These are self-portraits taken with crude early webcams, showing weird coloration, hot spots, bizarre resolution. Posted online starting around 1999, they have mostly evaporated into the ethersphere. The “aesthetic” of these early selfie calling cards and come-ons is noticeably different from today’s, because the cameras were deskbound. Settings are more private, poses more furtive, sexual. Tics crop up: women showing new tongue piercings, shirtless men with nunchucks. They seem as ancient as photographs of nineteenth-century Paris.
It’s easy to project that, with only small changes in technology and other platforms, we will one day see amazing masters of the form. We’ll see selfies of ordeal, adventure, family history, sickness, and death. There will be full-size lifelike animated holographic selfies (can’t wait to see what porn does with that!), pedagogical and short-story selfies. There could be a selfie-Kafka. We will likely make great selfies—but not until we get rid of the stupid-sounding, juvenile, treacly name. It rankles and grates every time one reads, hears, or even thinks it. We can’t have a Rembrandt of selfies with a word like selfie.